Picture this: it's summer...you're trapped inside the house by a thunderous torrential downpour which is a) soaking the washing you've just hung out b) causing Rover to bark repeatedly and skitter around the kitchen table in a frenzy c) making you curse yourself for not fixing the hole in the conservatory roof. To top it off, the school holidays have arrived. Which of course means your little darlings are wreaking havoc in every room with their half-eaten packets of crisps and sticky fingers whilst leaving a trailing cornucopia of Iggle-Piggle's, lost socks and Doctor Who action toys.
Simply turfing them out in the garden during such weather could possibly beckon social services to the door. Taking them all out for the day in the traditional sense does seem like a sure-fire way of wringing your bank account dry. Not really where you want to be with six weeks of entertaining to do. However fear not - there are ways to satisfy the relentless energies of your brood whilst keeping the pennies in check.
The Collection, a free-to-enter museum in Lincoln is an ideal place to take children for an hour or two. Walk through the intriguing timeline display of objects, many of which are finds from the Roman city of Lindum, now Lincoln as we know it. Highlights include a seven metre long log-boat and a Roman mosaic. There's also a fascinating selection of informative displays including coins, weapons, pottery and clothing. If you're still hungry for culture, the
Usher Gallery next door houses Lincolnshire's premier art collection with pieces by Turner and DeWint.
Another fabulous free attraction with a strong focus on children's activities is
The Hub at Sleaford. As the UK's largest centre for craft and design, this place is a multi-storey bevvy of ever-changing exhibitions, studios and events. For a few pounds per head, families can also book themselves into one of the activity workshops - check the website for specific dates and times. There's also an on-site shop, where you can pick up souvenirs and unusual arty gifts to take home. Also, if you need refuelling with snacks and drinks after absorbing all that art and craft, there's a cafe on the ground floor overlooking the River Slea.
If nature and the environment are a more popular choice the
Whisby Natural World Centre on the outskirts of Lincoln might be just the ticket. If the day really is a washout, there's eco exhibitions and displays, plus a shop and cafe to keep everyone amused. However if you can brave the drizzle, a walk around the 375 acres of lakes woodland and ponds should present some life of the wild sort to entertain your offspring.
Escape the wet-weather at the
North Lincolnshire Museum in Scunthorpe, where the kids can enjoy an interactive exhibition and step back in time to relive the People's War. Over in Mablethorpe on the coast
Sharky's Family Entertainment Centre provides an indoor go kart track, inflatable slide and amusements for everyone to go wild on - there's a coffee shop for you to relax in too.
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